Put your brand on the ass.
1 of 21 spots claimed · ongoing, no deadline
Left ThighFringeopen — nobody has claimed it
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Left Thigh opens at $80. It is yours until someone outbids you — there is no deadline.
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fraudlayer.net took Lower Back — Left · $801 month ago
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Every spot, its holder, and what it takes to take it. Get outbid, bid again.
Lower Back — Left
Fringe · 1 bidThe Tailbone
Centerpiece- OpenNobody has claimed The Tailbone yet.Claim $400
Left Cheek — Center
Centerpiece- OpenNobody has claimed Left Cheek — Center yet.Claim $400
Right Cheek — Center
Centerpiece- OpenNobody has claimed Right Cheek — Center yet.Claim $400
Small of the Back
Prime- OpenNobody has claimed Small of the Back yet.Claim $250
Left Cheek — Upper
Prime- OpenNobody has claimed Left Cheek — Upper yet.Claim $250
Right Cheek — Upper
Prime- OpenNobody has claimed Right Cheek — Upper yet.Claim $250
Left Cheek — Outer
Prime- OpenNobody has claimed Left Cheek — Outer yet.Claim $250
Right Cheek — Outer
Prime- OpenNobody has claimed Right Cheek — Outer yet.Claim $250
Left Cheek — Lower
Prime- OpenNobody has claimed Left Cheek — Lower yet.Claim $250
Right Cheek — Lower
Prime- OpenNobody has claimed Right Cheek — Lower yet.Claim $250
The Waist
Fringe- OpenNobody has claimed The Waist yet.Claim $80
Lower Back — Right
Fringe- OpenNobody has claimed Lower Back — Right yet.Claim $80
Left Hip
Fringe- OpenNobody has claimed Left Hip yet.Claim $80
Right Hip
Fringe- OpenNobody has claimed Right Hip yet.Claim $80
Left Under-curve
Fringe- OpenNobody has claimed Left Under-curve yet.Claim $80
Right Under-curve
Fringe- OpenNobody has claimed Right Under-curve yet.Claim $80
Left Thigh — Outer
Fringe- OpenNobody has claimed Left Thigh — Outer yet.Claim $80
Left Thigh
Fringe- OpenNobody has claimed Left Thigh yet.Claim $80
Right Thigh
Fringe- OpenNobody has claimed Right Thigh yet.Claim $80
Right Thigh — Outer
Fringe- OpenNobody has claimed Right Thigh — Outer yet.Claim $80
How it works.
- 01
Pick a spot
Twenty-one of them, from the fringes to the two cheeks nobody can miss. Each one has its own price and its own bidding war.
- 02
Pay once
Card payment through Stripe. Your logo goes up as soon as the payment clears, and you write the line that goes with it.
- 03
Hold it
No deadline, no expiry. The spot is yours until somebody pays more for it — and then you can pay more again.
The price list
- Centerpiecefrom $400
- Primefrom $250
- Fringefrom $80
Those are opening prices. Once a spot is taken, the next bid on it has to beat the standing one by at least $10, or a tenth of it — whichever is larger.
Questions & answers.
- What exactly am I buying?
- A named spot on the illustration at the top of this page. Your logo, your name, one line of your own, and a link people can click. It stays there for as long as you are the highest bid on that spot.
- What happens when someone outbids me?
- Your logo moves off the body and your bid drops under theirs in the list below. Nothing is refunded, and you can take the spot straight back by bidding again.
- Is there a deadline?
- No. This is not a campaign with an end date. Spots change hands whenever someone decides one is worth more to them than it is to whoever holds it.
- Is this a real tattoo?
- No. It is a drawing on a website. Nobody is being tattooed, and nothing here leaves the browser.
- Do I need an account?
- No. Pay, and the confirmation page hands you a private link for editing your line. Keep it — it is the only way back in.
- What can I put up?
- A product, a company, a project, or an X profile. No link shorteners, no chat invites, no adult links. Anything that gets taken down for breaking that is not refunded.