About
Advertising is an auction pretending to be a media plan. This one drops the pretence: there is a body, there are twenty-one spots on it, and whoever pays most for a spot gets it.
What this is
A drawing, divided into 21 named spots. Each one is for sale, permanently and publicly, to whoever is willing to pay the most for it. Pick a spot, pay once, and your logo sits there until somebody outbids you.
There is no account to create, no application to be approved, and no media buyer deciding whether your brand belongs. The whole rule set fits on the Rules page.
Why an ass
Because people look. A banner in a sidebar is scrolled past by everyone who has ever used the internet; a logo on a backside gets screenshotted and sent to a group chat. The joke is the distribution, and the distribution is what you are buying.
What you get
Your logo on the spot you paid for, your name under it, one line you write yourself, and a real outbound link that people actually click — no interstitial, no redirect farm. Plus a click counter, so you can see exactly what the spot returned.
The catch
Bids are non-refundable, and nothing stops someone from outbidding you an hour later. That is the game. If that trade sounds bad, the auction is free to watch and you can simply enjoy other people playing it.